I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
NoShamevember. You game?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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