I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I see more hoeing in ur future
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