he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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