Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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