She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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