when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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