i dont even know how to be here
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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