the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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