wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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