how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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