Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
the raccoons are back...
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