I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
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You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.