Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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