YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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