Soap is not a condiment
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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