party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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