I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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