I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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