google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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