youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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