I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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