Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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