strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
