What a fucking waste of an outfit
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
But break dance skills will only take you so far
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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