is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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