Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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