That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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