The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
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i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
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Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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