i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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