well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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