Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
True strength comes from lack of pants
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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