So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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