This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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