covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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