I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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