Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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