its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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