dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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