I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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