last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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