maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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