What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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