question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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