Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
time to smoke my breakfast
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
