why didn't you poke me back
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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