how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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