Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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