Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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