Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
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I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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