im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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