I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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