I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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