I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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