ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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