I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
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Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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