I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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