All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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