Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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