two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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